North Conway Motel

Does excessive North Conway motel horn-honking and middle-finger flipping, followed by almost uncontrollable urges to eradicate all elderly drivers who refuse to use their turn signals, and insist on traveling in speeds no faster than a comatose tortoise, excite you like nothing else? You've already made reservations at some cheesy, high-priced North Conway motel because you absolutely adore Mt.Washington, Glen Ellis Falls, and those sweet smelling hikers that are always hitch-hiking near Pinkham Notch? (Hey, I enjoy trekking up those mountain trails as much as anyone else, but I still manage to bathe more than once a millennium). Well, no need to get your hopefully clean hemp underwear in a bunch because North Conway motel arrived (thanks to moi, of course)! Okay, so I can't promise that you won't run into the occasional bad driver or erratic old fogie in North Conway motel, but what I can guarantee is that a lot of the stupidity you'd certainly experience in North Conway in one form or another will be left behind. That's because the town of Gorham isn't filled with a lot of useless stores selling gaudy trinkets and fashion faux pas'. No, instead its focus is on relaxation, gorgeous jaw-dropping scenery, fun and exciting outdoor activities, and welcoming, down to earth individuals who provide exceptional service - in other words, the needs of good old fashioned real people, just like North Conway motel.